A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
by Crackmonkey April 03, 2006
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018
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Peeny Teeny

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
by Feesh the shrub killer April 20, 2018
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Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
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teenie

An Internet or App content creator in the teen category that attracts a mostly adult male audience. They are viewed in a highly sexual manner. However they are mostly innocent, and naive as to why they have so many fans.
The boyfriend informed his girlfriend, "they're called teenies," in order to justify his desire to view younger individuals internet content and similar content on Apps.
by Micaela Mariah September 22, 2022
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Teenie

Urban : are you a teenie?
Teenie : sure I'm giving me the magic
by 459395 February 09, 2022
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