A person that has a lack of common sense.
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
by Cone Baby November 2, 2009
Get the Tater tard mug.Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011
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someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.
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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! April 9, 2011
Get the tech-tarded mug.To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.
Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
by The Whenj February 23, 2012
Get the Chief Tard mug.One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!
by hawesome1 January 14, 2014
Get the Intellec-tard mug.When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
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