Lady's first
by tiger wolf March 31, 2015
Get the lady's firstmug. Bad asses, Guidos, etc.
"That fuck first! He just cut us off."
"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"
"That fuck first! He just cut us off."
"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"
by Edward Jonestown June 19, 2009
Get the Fuck Firstmug. The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.
- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.
by marcalite July 16, 2016
Get the First Impressionistmug. “I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”
by Malic.E.Acid October 20, 2023
Get the first kissmug. (n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the first-wheelingmug. Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.
by smysizzle February 15, 2008
Get the The First Ladymanmug. by StepbrotherND October 17, 2016
Get the Dessert Firstmug.