man sword

the male sexual appendage

My boyfriend can cure make magic with his man-sword

by Sparki October 6, 2003

sheathe the sword

to insert your penis into a vagina or to put it back into your pants

I couldn't rightly sheathe the sword after I'd been handcuffed so the policeman gladly obliged.

by Schismrobo January 19, 2008

Swords High

strange "Gamer Greeting" used often used on the Gustin Server of Lineage II. Primary meaning: "hail and well met"; Secondary meaning: (used sarcastically) "UP YOURS"

Swords high Atro!
*response* Hey Joe Smoe :D

i hate you Atro!
*response* Well Swords High to you too pal!

by CommonBlonde March 10, 2005

willy swords

This is a game were two consenting adult males will partake in the act of fencing using only their genitalia.

Alright mate fancy a game of willy swords?

by William Swords December 12, 2008

Finger Swords

A game Domonated buy males played anywhare at any time.

combatents use only there index fingers as swords
the object being to "stab" the antagonist with your finger
combat can become quite violent with kicks, punches, and spit being exchanged bewtwix the combatents

Anthony: lets play Finger Swords
Smay: Finger Swords be the fuckin shit homey

by Tony.1 January 17, 2008

Ninja Sword

Sneaking up on someone when they're sleeping and slapping or stabbing them with your erection.

I'd tried to snowball him earlier on, so when I fell asleep ,he slapped me in the mug with his fucking ninja sword.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Sword of Omens

When a male is standing a female will get on her knees and make a fist to balance his penis straight up and down while laying the balls on top of her fist so they act like the hilt of a sword. When this has been accomplished, she must press her face (eye sockets to nuts) and shout at the top of her lungs, "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."

Girl 1: I tried that new Sword of Omens thing and I could see my house from his bedroom.
Girl 2: Wow, it really does work!

by Unkle Samm October 7, 2009