Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

scroungler

Someone who prowls around causing mischief. They are deceiving due to their beauty and kind demeanor. Don’t be fooled by a Scroungler, they’ll fuck your whole life up!

“Is that Katie fine ass over there?” “She’s such a Scroungler”

by DaddyLongLegsz July 9, 2019

stoogledorf

an intense ass eater

i hate when i go deep in my thoughts and realize i’m a stoogledorf

by mr fruit loop May 1, 2020

stoongie

concept of using any seat as a proverbial toilet where one may smoke their preferred substance while taking a long awaited piss/dump. Stoongie may be used as a pet name for a best friend that can smell a case of “they think their s*** don’t stink”.

Could really use a Stoongie to pop a squat on and open a tupper full of magical beans in this here doggone Home Depot

by Garfield Raspy August 11, 2020

Scroogle

A mild inconvenience.

"Ugh, scroogled yet again!"
"What happened?"
"My phone died.. :'("

by Raine the skunk uwu January 7, 2021

Stoogle

The act of activation of Stoogle fact search and thus becoming subjected to factshionation.

Lets stoogle it.

by DorianKing April 12, 2021

stranglehodling

The act of owning shares of GME and AMC and refusing to sell until they reach the moon.

"How did so many dumb Redditors manage to accumulate so many tendies?"

"They destroyed Wall Street by stranglehodling, sir."

by Jimboliciousssssss April 29, 2021