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Steaming Dirty Devil

When you take a shit on a girls face and then you proceed to ejaculate on the shit on her face.
Man last night i gave my girl a steaming dirty devil all over her face.

spreading some mulch 

The act of having diarrhea.
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.

Steaming hams 

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.
Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

Typothetically Speaking 

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.
Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

Cake Stealing 

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'
"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"
Cake Stealing by popscotch May 9, 2010

unholy screaming 

When you scream in a very disturbing or unsettling way. Usually when seeing something you never wanted to or when you're in intense pain
When I heard unholy screaming, I knew it was from Jerry. I told him not to go on 4chan...