stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

by embem October 3, 2008

Stalker File

Generally used synonymously with Instant Messaging programs such as AIM, a Stalker File is the recording of AIM conversations with a certain person. Its use is not exactly known but it is used either to be able to recall a certain conversation with that person or just to admire how much you talk to them about the most important and meaningful stuff or just daily chitter-chatter.

AKA: S.F.

"Just check your Stalker File to see what we were talking about yesterday!"

by Mrazfan January 11, 2009

Stalker Shopper

A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.

I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.

by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

Stalker

A simple lonely guy who just wants to win your love

That stalker really likes you.

by ningfig December 31, 2016

Thirsty Stalker

A person who is stalking someone via social media or in real life in the hopes of getting more information about the person so they can get with them.

Grace: I saw Emily flirting sooooo hard with Miguel this morning!
Irene: Omg I saw her on his Facebook earlier! She's such a Thirsty Stalker!!!

by ThirstyBlondie July 15, 2014

Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

by cweeks March 30, 2010

emo stalker

A person, usually a hopeless teenage girl, who stalks emo guys, despite the fact they're gay or have a girlfriend.

They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.

Emo Stalker: 'OMG! He's so cute! Awwww...I want to go out with that emo boy!'

Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."

Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*

by l.i.n.g December 17, 2007