hermione stranger

performing 'the stranger' whilst watching a harry potter movie

jay; dude have u seen that bird in harry potter

kris; yer man i always do the old hermione stranger over her

jay; same man id smash her backdoors in!

by jamie mc October 19, 2008

mega stranger

sexual act; just as soon as you have realized your hand has fallen asleep, you go outside and run up to every woman you see and introduce yourself to each one using your still-numb hand, and ask them if they'll agree to give you a hand J with it. It is proper, but not necessary, to state that there is a time limit of around 3-4 minutes, as numb hands don't last forever. A nearly impossible act, they are highly regarded as one of the rarest and most respected forms of sexual contact between a guy and a girl.

~Jim has just awakened to find his left hand has gone completely numb~
Jim: OH fuck yea!!
~runs outside, approaches Jenny~
Jim: Hey girl I'm Jim, I like kick boxing, I drive an 88 Mazda RX7 and I have a dog named English, you wanna help me crank one out?
Jenny: Nice to meet you Jim. Me llamo Jenny and of course I'll jack you one.
~Jim instates the Time Limit Clause~
Jim: Fukkin sweet, but I should let you know you've got about 3 minutes to pump one off.
~Jenny takes note of the kind gesture~
Jenny: Well we'd better get going *wink*

~Jim has just executed the nearly non-existent Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009

stranger

When one sits on ones hands until there are numb and then jerks off. This will feel like a job from someone else, hence the name, "the stranger"
Derivatives:
Mr. Freeze - stick joor hand in icewater until it is numb and proceed
The Snowman - stick your hand in snow and proceed
Pyro - Burn your hand until you cant feel it and proceed

My hand is numb......

by Coder #1337 May 9, 2005

strager

Somebody who's terrible at games and everything that doesn't involve programming.

Can't even make images! Use blackpawn's texture generator to hold your hand to make a picture.

0-20 in TF2

You got strager'd

by Immotal October 16, 2008

The Stranger

The act of sitting on the palm until it reaches the full numb capabilities then masturbating with the feeling of a foreign palm.

"Holy Shit, I just tried the stranger, and it hurt so good!"

by billy bob adlkfaslfkjasdk May 18, 2008

strangerous

A person that combines both the characteristics of a strange and dangerous person. Generally crazy homeless people or drug addicts. Use caution when approaching.

This strangerous looking bum was giving us the crazy eyes at the train station so we left.

by VincentVega January 24, 2007