Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

Stradnuclear

Stradnuclear: when a girl is on top and she has a yeast infection

See also

Superstradnuclear: when a girl is on top and her hemorrhoid ruptures

Bitch was so smelly and moist she was stradnuclear!

by Cootercouch August 16, 2019

straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

stradi

A common South African term used to define the streets, can be used in reference to a hoe or to hustling

I came up from the stradi

LeCherry yaseStradini - she’s for the streets

by Hennyhunny November 24, 2020

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences

Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

by tiplicker May 10, 2023

spradadad

One who is both mentally and physically equipped. Mentally he is mature, always responsible, a good friend to anyone and everyone, and very intelligent. Physically, his pants fit extremely tight in the crotch region, and he is able to have sex for hours at a time. Most girls love this quality in him.

girl #1: "So I heard you are seeing somebody new. Who is it?"

girl #2: "Just this bad ass smart kid who can give me multiple orgasms at any time of the day. Be jealous he's a spradadad."

by doooooooooooooood April 28, 2008