steapy

pronounced {stip-pee} derives from the documented genetic condition called steatopygia, which is defined by merriam webster as, "an excessive development of fat on the buttocks that occurs chiefly among women of some African peoples and especially the Khoisan"
ITS A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL DISEASE

you see that female over, you see whats behind her, thats a steapy of epic proportions

by The brahli llama August 21, 2008

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

Steachal

a word to bring to the attention of fellow ogelers of a hot girl or girls while still staying incognito

hey check out the steachal at the wawa

by Slombo May 16, 2014

Staptual

A man who has a short pointy member

Samuel don't go pointing that filthy staptual over here!

by Kris Carne May 19, 2015

stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).

Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.

by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018

staphen

A male with 2 wives in seperate locations with them not being aware of each other. Typical excuses are working nightshift or working late.

Staphen likes his wives in pairs.

by Juan Tana Mera May 24, 2018