status seizure 

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

status seizure by Jenna the KNIGHT December 11, 2008

status trapped 

On MySpace, when somebody comments on your status, and you then have a conversation with them on your status, but after a bit you want to change your status. Which will cause the unwanted end to the conversation, because, frankly, continuing it in a message would ruin it and/or be awkward.

Dude 1: Man, that hot chick commented my status, and we kept talking, but then I got chinese food and wanted to tell the whole world about it, but she was too hot to end the conversation.
Dude 2: You were so totally status trapped!

status trapped by pokemonmaster. January 16, 2010

Status Side-Conversation 

When two people or more have a non or semi related conversation on your status on facebook. It is super annoying.

Status: Saw Paranormal Activity today...so scary!!
John: Saw that movie, wasnt scared
Jack: Hey john!!!! How are you?????
John: Hey jack, nm, just school.
Jack: Oh really? That's cool
John: Wbu? How are you doing? Still with your girlfriend?
Jack: Im doing great! Yeah, were still together. Where do you go to school?
Me: ...seriously, guys? Take your status side-conversation elsewhere!

Status Side-Conversation by RxSS November 4, 2010

Status Jacker 

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status

Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!

Status Jacker by hacklife March 5, 2011

Status Fail 

When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.

Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."

Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."

Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."

Status Fail by The-kyids August 2, 2011

status quo 

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

status quo by mac January 2, 2004

Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."

Status Thief by J-Saturn January 17, 2010