pigeon stool

(Verb) The act of shitting on a bird. The ultimate revenge.

I returned to the aviary and pigeon stooled that macaw. Looks like the tables have turned for Polly.

by Big Daddeh January 23, 2017

Stool

sex position when a girl bends down to touch her toes. then the guy is on top of her sitting on her like a stool trying to fuck her.

The stool positions requires really precise muscle control from both people

by R2D2 is human April 14, 2009

Stool

The female equivalent of the "tool." Possibly sexual as well, but not necessarily. More like a female poser.

A: Dude, that chick is such a tool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.

by StrangersWithEK February 4, 2010

stooling

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.

The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert

by Al and Si March 7, 2003

green stool

What you get when you drink way way too much grape Kool-aid or virtually anything with purple dye in it.

I had some grape drink, then about an hour later I had a green stool.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

by eto418 August 21, 2008

einen shtoolen boggle

a jewish abominance with a leather exo-skelton he also keeps his fore-skin in a jam jar. Is related to Abu Hamza as well as being an 18 year old virgin

Excuse me einen shtoolen boggle pass the zoot geez, also lets get naked!

by Jay, Pukka, Rupert and Josh July 6, 2006