Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

by eto418 August 21, 2008

Stooled

To be fucked up the bumhole while sitting on a barstool.

"She loves being stooled"

by crawfster November 13, 2023

Stooged out

When you get hella high it makes you as stoopid as the 3 stooges

Person one: yo I just smoked some mad weed dawg I’m all stooged out

Person two:dang

by Hailey Cap June 15, 2021

stooged

To lose the advantage, to be taken advantage of.

"Man that guy just took my chick. I've been stooged!"

by Frank E. July 15, 2004

home stooler

Someone who prefers to only have bowel movements at home rather than using public restrooms, including work and/or school.

Joe takes long lunch breaks because he is a home stooler.

by Saulsa74 October 28, 2010

skooled

verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.

Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014

Stooged

1. To be made fun of or joked on in a manor that you did not expect or see coming.

2. To be blindsided because someone got you to look the other way.

"He totally stooged me with that joke.. I had forgotten about that"

"I looked to the right and then he slapped me from the left.. He really stooged me."

by Cody G December 9, 2008