Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs

phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.

You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by Simian Infernus August 19, 2009

squecktangle

A cross between a square and a rectangle.

Ryan, "Hand me that remote.."
Kelsey, "What does it look like?"
Ryan, "Like a squecktangle.."

by Kelsey Valentino February 1, 2006

squeakquel

The second fart that follows a loud flatulent outburst. Usually making a squeaking noise and of lesser magnitude.

I thought I only had to fart once today in class, but after the first one there was a follow-up squeakquel fart.

by lp1136 July 14, 2010

squaffle

The bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.

1. Can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. That person is a squaffler.
3. Squaffleitis. The medical condition that causes squaffle.

by Music Talks August 13, 2007

squealin

when something is really friggin sweet

Matt-you see me roundhouse tyler in the face?
J-mac- yea dat shit was squealin

by sidlicious October 17, 2009

squeakafunk

The sound resulting when you fart in a chair

The squeakafunk resulting from Petey's fart was deafening.

by Charles Stratton July 27, 2008

Squeakim

A small, high pitched, funny sounding fart, caused by attempting to make a large fart come out silent in order not to look stupid, in the end making the farter in question look even more stupid.

"I was talking to this girl and I felt a fart coming on, so I tried to adjust my butt cheeks to silence it, but it came out as a squeakim. She laughed at me and left."

by mryoshi23 January 11, 2010