Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.

So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.

by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009

spontanious combustion

sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started

as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind

by badfish May 9, 2003

spontamute

(noun): from spontaneous mute: 1. the period after, in a conversation, there is a sudden moment of collective (usu. awkward) silence; perhaps after an embarrasing anecdote. 2. the spontaneous silence when the subject of the conversation enters the room unannounced

we were discussing john's fettish for fish and he came in , forcing a spontamute

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

spunkadelick

having a spunkyoutgoingpersonality. life of the party/attention grabber

last nite at the party this girl was very spunkadelick and got everyones attention

by kaelah c February 18, 2009

spontaneous wizardstorm

A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.

It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.

by argentangel June 29, 2009

Spentacular

all around awesome

That movie was Spentacular!

by RYNO_42 August 19, 2011

Skuntank

First of all it is a noun, pronoun, and verb. The definition is difficult to pin down because its meanings are various. It is a general profanity for those who do not like those in the current arsenal of swear words.

Synonyms: cow, toilet bowl, functionless stapler, hairy chia pet.
Antonym: Sunshine, full moon, ocean

"You are a Skuntank" "You skuntanking, skuntank!" "I skuntanked your Mom" "You just got skuntanked"

by Skuntanker October 23, 2011