Skuntank

First of all it is a noun, pronoun, and verb. The definition is difficult to pin down because its meanings are various. It is a general profanity for those who do not like those in the current arsenal of swear words.

Synonyms: cow, toilet bowl, functionless stapler, hairy chia pet.
Antonym: Sunshine, full moon, ocean

"You are a Skuntank" "You skuntanking, skuntank!" "I skuntanked your Mom" "You just got skuntanked"