Spooge

A liquid harvested from the Fountain of Youth, centuries before the discovery of the Americas. This divine liquid is the essence of all life, beginning the cycle of reincarnation and rebirth. Can also be used to ascend to godhood under correct conditions. It is highly sought after by the upper-class and bourgeoisie...Also known as cum.

Guy 1: i heard they found some more Spooge recently
Guy 2: a new god has been created today

by literalchild April 26, 2020

Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

Spooge booster

Making an ejaculation come out much harder by squeezing the penis very tightly until it explodes out

She did a Spooge Booster on me dayum it shot on the ceiling

by Flaplaya September 30, 2019

spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.

He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.

by bob3_9 June 12, 2011

Spooge

Spooge is the technical term for dumpster juice and has been for the last 40 plus years or well before the urban dictionary

Dude close the windows on the truck quick lots of Spooge in this next dumpster

by Waste-Resources.com December 7, 2023

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023