spider man dat hoe

When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)

I was about to superman my hoe last night but I spider man dat hoe instead. Right in the eye.

by kristie quick & kelly taylor December 20, 2007

Pumpkin Spice Latte

The only thing white girls can even.

Starbucks is out of the pumpkin spice latte. I literally can't even.

by Fradoodlecaking awesomeness September 30, 2017

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

Spefert

Sean's form of the word "perfect" when hes had too much beer and wine.

Sean's Mom - "Hey honey. How was Timmy's birthday party?"

Sean - "It was Spefert, maaaaan."

Sean's Mom - "What did you say?"

Sean - "It was Speferrrrrrt."

Sean's Mom - "You're fucked now, bitch. Bend over."

Sean - "Oh. Spefert"

by DylanIsATallRetard August 7, 2009

Ass spider

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.

When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.

by LabMom July 30, 2009

Spider-Pig

The most anticipated and disappointingly shallow character in a movie since Darth Maul. Greatly admired nonetheless. Special abilities: does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.

Look out! He is the Spider-Pig.

by _barak_ August 4, 2007

african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009