spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.

"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."

by brunetang January 24, 2018

spinning nutt

Ejaculating through the center of the bearing on a fidget spinner while it's balanced on your penis, after which it falls back into the spinner getting sprayed everywhere. "When *** hits the spinner everyone gets sprayed."

I did a spinning nutt yesturday because I was soo lazy to paint the room white

by Ttubyeknom May 9, 2018

spinning skull

a phrase based off of a tiktok sticker of a spinning skull put in videos accompanied by text that says "i thought this was gonna be hard" and a slowed version of already rich by yeat

"when u see the spinning skull you know its over 💀"

by slyxrs April 5, 2023

Boot-shining crazy

A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.

The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.

The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.

foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"

bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"

by tteeler March 30, 2009

Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.

Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

spinning rims

spinners

by king ej April 15, 2003

Shinning

To sexually stimulate your partner by rubbing your shin against theirs.

Friend: What did you and *partners name* get up to last night?
You: man, we spent the night shinning

by Imagoodperson(: August 17, 2014