Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020

i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.

person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese

by alvin santos June 1, 2007

kettle speak

how the people of kettle run talk

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.

by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011

spedasaurus

a special education kid that thinks he/she is a dinosaur.

On god jaquavious i just saw a spedasaurus fly by

by Tyler Krech May 9, 2020

Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate

Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate

by diatonix February 23, 2008

skedadle

To suddenly run away

Her mom told her to skedadle

by Kris Parker November 27, 2015