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To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate
Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
by diatonix February 23, 2008
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