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pirates of the spanish main

A pointless high school sorority located in the southeastern region of the state of georgia. It is basically a group of catty, slutty, dumb high school girls who do nothing but party, get drunk, sleep around, get pregnant, and talk shit about other members behind their back due to being insecure about their own issues. They claim to be all "goody two shoes" and to help out the community. But this is all bullshit. Rush week for the pirates involves a series of stupid themed days in which the girls stuff their fat thighs into Winnie the Pooh halloween costumes that no longer fit from 4th grade (and yes they look like fucking retards). Of course they never include outsiders. Its always the doctor's children, the wealthy sea islanders, and the stuck up southern dance addicts who always make the cut. If you are an outsider from the north you might as well forget it. No way are you getting in. But then again, why would you want to be apart of this criticizing and self esteem bashing group of hoes anyway?
Anna- "Hey Jessica, wanna rush for pirates of the spanish main."

Jessica- "I'd rather gouge my eyes out"
by tonkatonk12 September 30, 2011
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linda -spanish word

a lovely nice sweet person who u would love in ur bed (unless ur a girl):P and her mom is very sexy
guy - he sexy
linda- i know;)
linda -spanish word
by tony shen February 17, 2009
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spanish moons

A mustache style wore usually by latin men. Everything is shaved except for a tuft of hair on either upper corner of the mouth.
Juan had very neatly trimmed Spanish Moons.
by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
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Spanish Bandana

When getting an upside down blowjob and your nuts are resting on a womans eyes.
I had her wearing a Spanish Bandana all night long.
by krisco5150 June 10, 2009
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Spanish Waffle

The act of performing numerous sexual acts that are usually degrading to one or multiple of the participants.
Samuel, Betty, and Drew, performed a spanish waffle last night that resulted in samuel bleeding out of his anus and betty lying on the floor in tears.
by The True GalASSo July 4, 2010
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spanish moss

Long pubic hair hanging down from the labia majora. Taken from the long wispy vegetation that hangs down from tree branches.
A common nude photo: a woman from behind, with hair falling down her slightly arched back, and spanish moss backlit through her slightly spread legs.

When the sun shined through her dress, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties... I could see her spanish moss.
by iiams September 10, 2005
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Spanish Banana

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes
Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...
by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017
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