souchebag

a person who demonstrates douchebaggery while proudly ordering "edemame" (visualize pinky out sipping his "apple-tini"), all while flawlessly executing proper chopstick technique.

excuse me souchebag, but will you pass me that big fucking fork so i can eat this shit in 3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to eat rice.... souchebag.

by raleigh gray February 25, 2008

Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 1, 2009

gooble snuch

One who likes fart in the bath tub and catch it in a bottle to eat later.

John is a gooble snuch.

by Tevin Lietz December 31, 2007

scouch

Scumbag who lives on the couch because they have no home; one who practices couch surfing.

Ever since he got fired and lost his apartment, he's been the scouch in our living room.

by Boba Phat December 17, 2009

slouch

to show extreme signs of laziness and unwillingness to perform simple tasks

Luke, every time I see you you're slumped down in a chair doing nothing. You're such a slouch!

by Comedump013 September 11, 2009

Soncho

A cute name for a pet- normally very shy at first, but opens up to you after awhile.

My cat, Soncho scratched me when I tried to pet it, so I will try not to be so aggressive next time.

by Danielle! July 7, 2018

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009