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Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.
Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.
by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021
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burrito-sloth

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.
Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.
by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023
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dope boy smooth

in the early 80's, people in the projects with the money, clothes, and cars were the drug dealers, or dope boys. Nowadays, the phrase can be applied to anybody that keeps it fresh, has it together, or is making that money.
Did you see Jay and B out last night? He looked dope boy smooth.
by moneymakingj March 9, 2009
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smooth gooch

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.
by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011
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smooth

a) Used when someone does something of skill and makes it look easy.

b) Used in a sarcastic form for when someone has messed something up.
a) Man, that was smooth!

b) Oh yeah, Smooth move man!
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004
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sloth man

A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.

Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.

Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.
Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'
by Dr Man March 24, 2005
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