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suicidal sentence

a person that is giving a sentence, say that they want to kill themselves or just being suicidal and expressing it too someone or in a book that contains suicidal sentences.
suicidal sentence is someone expressing themselves to someone else.

for example;

person: you can tell me. what happened?
you (anyone): i hate myself so much. i want too rip my heart out so I can no longer breathe. no one wants me here, Im worthless, I’m useless, I hate everyone, and everyone hates me. I wanna stab myself, I wanna shoot my brains out, everyone wants me dead, even my parents, siblings, my cousins, aunts, uncles, my friends, literally EVERYONE. I hate my life. I’m gonna kill myself.

person: I am so sorry (name), I don’t think your worthless at all, you are a wonderful human being, those people don’t deserve you, I’ll be with you whenever you need me, I swear, you are not worthless, no one is worthless, everyone is special in their own way, you shouldn’t say those things about yourself, you are very precious too me. I swear, I’ll always be on you side, even when you need me the most, it doesn’t matter what your in trouble for or whatever, but just know I’m always on your side :).
by Изабель March 24, 2023
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Run-on-sentence

A sentence that is excruciating long, as it goes on without a period. Not recommended by anyone, especially people who have to read what you wrote.
Person 1: So today I had this really weird experience where a random guy gave a hot dog to me and walked away, but then later he came back and wanted the hot dog back even though I just ate it, so he called the cops and pinned me to a lamppost but I escaped and told everyone on the next street that there was this lunatic with hot dogs and they should avoid that street but they thought I was a lunatic so they chased me around the city until I got on a train and rode to Oakland where some really buff dudes wanted my money for some reason so they chased me around the city until some cop cars ran them over, but the cops heard about me so they shot at me and I stole their guns and shot them in the face but then this lady heard me shoot them so I shot her and I started running and there were helicopters and explosions and I may have just taken out the entire police force of Oakland, and come to think of it, I did drop that nuke on Oakland so maybe everyone there is dead, what do you think?
Person 2: I'm calling the cops.
Person 1 then shoots Person 2 in the face.
-An example of a run-on-sentence
by ThatPyro July 19, 2016
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Star Bellied Sneech

A thing that gathers great admiration or prestige but is really only arbitrarily designated from things of much lower prestige.
Everyone praises the skills of the football team while neglecting the talent of the other teams at the school. People don't see a football player is just Star Bellied Sneech.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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Sneedville Chick

A female that willingly stays with her mate while getting treated badly.
A whore.
*Boy Shelly sure is a Sneedville chick*
by Cactuar May 5, 2003
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sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala December 14, 2008
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seeter

noun, a person who is or is acting seet.
zach butler is late coming to pick us up again, wow what a seeter.
by Stoobs October 11, 2009
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