to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 7, 2020

spinking

When people are talking their stream of consciousness out loud, usually women and especially mothers.

"Right, I need to get some toothpaste, then I need to go to the launderette, then get some petrol blah blah yabber yabber"

"Shut yer trap ma, you're spinking again"

by evz May 20, 2008

sminking

smiling and winking at the same time, while while having sex with a female(s) in the ass as she looks back at you

I was sminking on that hoe all last night

by JabaThe Hut January 19, 2008

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Crazy Uncle Dimma April 26, 2020

Sinking Pumpkin

When a man's genitals are sucked into a woman's vagina and then quickly launched back at him.

Dude, Amy pulled a sinking pumpkin on me and it it me in the face.

by Le Kweef May 18, 2010

Slicking

When you're laying in bed and you become hot and slip/kick your leg out from under the covers. i.e. slip + kick = slick

The A/C in my room broke so I was slicking all night.

by anonymous234987 June 14, 2011

Sloinking

Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.

"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"

by Stelmaria September 21, 2021