constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019

shit-stinking

Something which is generally unpleasant to smell.

it's shit-stinking in here, you should clean this fucking mess!

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

saturday morning singing

the not yet real sequel to friday night funkin

saturday morning singing

by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021

I’ll have you singing soprano

Saying

Slang used to describe putting someone in immense pain and having them screeching in pain as if they are singing soprano. Commonly used in the mob.

MUSTARD: I don’t know what you’re talking about-
SCARLET: Either give it up now or I’ll have you singing soprano

by christianisarabbit April 2, 2022

how is megan so good at singing

she isn’t

“how is megan so good at singing”

no she is not HAHA

by lizzie brown May 8, 2021

singing his ass off

Refers to a singer who has a flat voice or regularly wanders off key.

Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

silking

chilling out, hanging ,keeping company

I was silking with girlfriend
silking with my boys smoking weed

by hottie 2010 December 6, 2009