side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

side kiss

A smooch delivered to the side of a phallus, without engaging in oral penetration.

Just wag your gooseneck, and Kenny will take the hint and plant a side kiss on your junk.

by Poodlebutt February 3, 2016

siddown

Informal pronunciation of "sit down" -almost exclusively a humorous interjection/exclamation.

C'mere and siddown, you!
Siddown or I'll *knock* ya down!

by decimator1337 December 12, 2016

Side Mom

A person (typically female) that is not a mother of the children but unconditionally treats them as her children.

Man, I just needed a break from my kids so I got ahold of my side mom to help out.

by xrpalmer June 6, 2017

Side of gravy

When you try to silently let one slide but then you get some juice with it.

Last night at dinner i though I could squeeze on out but it came with a side of gravy.

by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019

Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Side Gutters

The area between the thighs and the pussy.

My man thought he was in but he was actually ridding my side gutters .

by Smarti Pants July 25, 2022