Shrinkification

The unfortunate effect of the application of cold water to the male "wang" or "shlong" area.

Person1: omg, John's package is tiny!
Person2: i hope thats due to some major shrinkification

by krapma March 17, 2004

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Shrank

Getting insanely high off your rocker. Or being high as F#ck

Yo wanna come over to my house and get Shraank.

We gettin Shrank up in here.

by Jazy and Marsh February 3, 2014

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Double Shrunkled

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.

Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!

by SupremeKai October 5, 2023

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Scrunker

To scrunk about is to mope or to be doing something you shouldnt be. When someone is a scrunker it is supposed to mean they have done something wrong but can be used offensively.

A boy throws some litter on the ground:
result: "Oi! You little scrunker!!!"

by horse May 6, 2003

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Shrinkitsity (n)
1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
Please note:
This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.

1. "Mom, I told you not to use Cascade on my sweater; Now I've got some shrinkitsity."
2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."
3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."

by Jackson O'Brasky November 7, 2007

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Shrink-wrap

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.

I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!

by Sodom-You June 19, 2013

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Shrinkly

In life things become smaller / shrink. A typical consequence is these things become wrinkly... This saddens me. Examples:
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree

At fifty something My Penis is Apparently more Shrinkly than ever. 😞 the center inch needs to be removed. ( guys know what I'm talking about)😢

by C.Z.-Yum Funk / cloverleaf March 10, 2018

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