shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

shrodingers closet

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out

Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk

by Prydab March 23, 2023

Shrodingers hunger

A person who waits until they see or know what the food is to decide if they're hungry or not
It's typically picky eaters who brush of their pickyness with "I'm not hungry"

Person 1: I'm so hungry
Person 2: It's curry stir-fry for dinner
Person 1: I'm not hungry
Person 2: You got Shrodingers hunger, huh?

by Vestusual May 22, 2023

Shrodingers arachnophobia

Depending on the scenario he or she is afraid of spiders

That friend is a Shrodingers arachnophobia

by Dustsans June 28, 2023

Shrodinger’s plot hole

A plot hole that could be great or could be garbage at the same time, until an explanation comes out you will never know

Damn the new spider man movie got a crazy shrodinger’s plot hole

by Demarcusjaquaviusdantethethird July 2, 2023

shrodingers feminist

A woman is simultaneously and victim and empowered until something occurs where she’ll choose between which state benefits her the most.

A shrodingers feminist chooses to victimizes herself to gain money and sympathy from horny men online.

Then, she claims to be empowered and she “dont need no man”

by Magikca October 29, 2023

Shrout

The white substance the cornergrowth and severed offspring create.

Sigma was deemed threatening to the cell so the cornergrowth wormed inside him and assimilated him with Shrout.

by FelixArbaugh December 10, 2023