3 definitions by Vestusual

Shrodingers hunger

A person who waits until they see or know what the food is to decide if they're hungry or not
It's typically picky eaters who brush of their pickyness with "I'm not hungry"

Person 1: I'm so hungry
Person 2: It's curry stir-fry for dinner
Person 1: I'm not hungry
Person 2: You got Shrodingers hunger, huh?

by Vestusual May 23, 2023

Alastair

Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God

Did you know john has a massive dick?
Wow! he's such an Alastair

by Vestusual May 31, 2023

Hejka

A person (typically a teacher or authority figure) who believes that they are always in the right, and when you questoin something they see it as disrepectful.

"They're such a Hejka"

by Vestusual May 22, 2023