shampionship

A title that is won through illegitimate means; a sham.

An 8 on 5 advantage helped the Miami Heat claim their first shampionship in the 2006 NBA Finals.

by supdoggydog June 29, 2007

Man Goo Shampoo

Ejaculating onto a female's body or hair and rubbing it in.

Man 1: She is just acting like a real bitch these days.
Man 2: Just giver her the ol' Man Goo Shampoo treatment.

Girl 1: What's wrong with your hair?
Girl 2: My asshole boyfriend came in my hair!
Girl 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Girl 2: He said it was a "man goo shampoo", and it would make me a stronger person.

by Billy O'Connor August 20, 2010

Shampoo

Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.

It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.

by Punch-in-the-face March 8, 2010

Shemp

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

Shimp

A shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn't have a name but should, or you just can't think of the right word..

your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says "hey, pass me that shimp"

by The Captain Matty June 17, 2009

Shampoo

A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.

Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.

by Tha Orthodonist July 26, 2010

Shampain

The excruciating pain one experiences when shampoo meets eye.

Used to wish someone pain, but in a more civilised way.

I wish severe shampain on you next time you shower!

by Chalko January 23, 2011