surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.

I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.

by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016

Southside shitfaced

When southern people fucka womens mouth then poop in it

That girl is southside shitfaced

by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016

ffairy.shifting

Hottest, funniest mutual, cool, baddie, best mutual in the world 🥺🥺🥺🤫🤫

who is ffairy.shifting? Hottest, funniest mutual, cool, baddie, best mutual in the world 🥺🥺🥺🤫🤫

by ochacoswife April 11, 2022

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

Shifting Tin

Pumping iron at the gym - getting jacked and tanned.

Shifting tin; back and bi's chest and tri's

by Dr. Octagon12345 June 10, 2010

Shifting realities

shifting realities is based on the multi-verse theory. it is when someone shifts their awareness from this reality or another, to a different reality!

-shawty, i wanna go to *insert media* so bad- i wanna chill with my comfort people/characters.

-duder, have you heard about shifting realities?

by vamp1re.rat July 9, 2021

shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do

Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours

by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011