shiiit

a saying commonly used by David Goodman

Bethany " did you know that pizzahut has a special going for 3$ pizzas" David "shiiit"

by goodypowder October 27, 2018

Boot-shining crazy

A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.

The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.

The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.

foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"

bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"

by tteeler March 30, 2009

shining your wrists

Self harm, usually with a razor.

I shined my wrists yesterday, sorry
You should stop shining your wrists

by Colkycop August 7, 2019

shiniggles

Abbreviation for "shits and giggles"

Ya wanna put a flaming bag of shit on Mr. Wilson's front porch? Ya know, just for shiniggles.

by HKo June 30, 2007

shint

Simple: a shot + a pint = a shint. Widely known by barmen in the west country, its the quickest way to order your two staple alcoholic beverages.

Can i have two shints please?

How much is a shint in this pub?

Next round on you? I'll have a shint then.

by teeeeeeej June 22, 2013

shinjitsu

The act of a woman secretly rubbing their leg on a man's penis until he ejaculates while his friend watches in confusion.

my girlfriend gave me shinjitsu in front of my friend at the park

by Dick ManDouche January 27, 2015

Shining

To display your wealth in public for all to see

The lady wears a fur coat and drives a Maserati, shining on all the people.

by MxHn April 18, 2020