Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019

Shellice

yh she's a dumb bitch at times, overthinks too much, never gets over her first love who keeps on showing up at every party she goes to, has social anxiety, confusing at times with a broken humor, has a small friend group, fails math all the time and always stressed about the simplest things

Shellice : she's born on March 10
Osama Bin Laden's birthday as well (wtf)

by smo0thcaram3l November 22, 2021

Bath Smellies

toiletries for men and women that have a nice aroma such as lavander

Would Kelly like some bath smellies for christmas?

by kurtiscool December 4, 2010

shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.

by bltbites November 7, 2013

shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by stephenTO!! August 21, 2008

shelli lockwood

a fine gurl who dont take no stuff. she love to crack. she got a big booty and she is very pretty.

them girls that stay in liberty city that are fine.

by them black boys at mlms!!!!!!!! March 4, 2005

shellcie

An itlain hoe supa slut.

And she likes to abuse men and not apologize.

and she uses very dull razors and bar soap to shave her legs.

dang i aint got no shaving cream and i got this duel razoe i must me a shellcie. =/

by ELAD BITT! January 10, 2008