The original Native American name for Wordle before the “White Man” colonized the game and subjugated it to centuries of flavorless potato-based food.
Native 1: “you down for some shrumpdink?”
Native 2: “i love shrumpdink, sure! My first guess is… Bison!”
Native 2: “i love shrumpdink, sure! My first guess is… Bison!”
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Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.
Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.
Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).
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