mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

Light Saver

Cooler than a light saber.
and TOO cool for Sam.

This light saver shits all over your light saber.

by stomachslut May 20, 2009

Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.

Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!

by WiscoKid July 22, 2020

screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011

severin

A true mememaster, as seen from VGE

guy: I have an IQ of 160

girl: Why the fuck you lyin' why you always lyin'
guy: Wow, you're such a severin

by squiggo June 14, 2017

severalteen

A number greater than 12 but less than 20 without an exact count.

ie Eric-"Jenny, how many sexual partners have you had before me?"
Jenny-"Uhhh.... umm....seee... sev... severalteen."

by Noteric Thedead March 23, 2008

Severn

A very perfect guy who is boyfriend and husband material and if you're dating them you're so lucky. They can be a little sassy sometimes but it works out in the end. They're perfect in every way and people are even lucky to be friends with them.

Girl #1: Oh my god did you see Severn? He's to die for...

Girl #2: I know! He's perfect in every way.

Girl #3: Back off bitches he's mine.

by MadisonnPaigee May 21, 2017