plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

Self Bless

The act of saying Bless you when you sneeze and nobody else does.

Person: ACHOO
nobody says bless you
Person: BLESS YOU
Person: Thanks

Another person: Did that guy just self bless? What a douche!

by 0__0 March 25, 2011

self medicate

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).

I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.

by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005

self cuck

when you fucking cuck yourself.

when u put yourself in the friend zone.

miguel is a self cuck.

by vseni May 8, 2018

Self-Sabotaging

One who keeps screwing things up for themselves. Usually not on purpose.

God why did I blurt that out to him? I need to stop self-sabotaging my life.

by YES123456789 April 20, 2011

Self-partnered

Word coined by Emma Watson. Used as a version of single that refers to when you’re empowered and in a good place on your own.

“I am 30, I live alone, I have a great job, and unmarried: I am SELF-PARTNERED”

by buzzyfish November 5, 2019

mindless self indulgence

the greatest band in the world, that is all you need to know.

"Mindless Self Indulgence rocks my socks off"

"If it were not for MSI, i wouldnt know how to spell indulgence"

"Let me burn your mindless self indulgence cd"

"Jimmy cought my lighter"

by Bill+Pot=High March 8, 2004