screwed on

Opposite to someone who has a screw loose i.e a bit dopey.

You obviously had your head screwed on while you were tackling that piece of coursework.

by Simon Batt January 13, 2005

Screwellin

How the welsh say screwing.

Glen: "hey davvid."
Davvid: "My polar bear got lymphoma."
Glen: "Screwellin."

by AmeliaPerfection June 3, 2011

"You're Screwed" Circle

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.

- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.

by Spike L. April 1, 2009

Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.

John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.

by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011

screwin

pissed off. not happy or angry

'i told her i was checkin her old guy, she was screwing when i left!'

by G*biatch June 7, 2005

Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

i want to screw you

I want to screw you mean that the person that said it would fuck you really hard

Oh Baby I want to screw you!

by BigLongDick596 December 21, 2013