Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

schwee

An unscrupulous individual, particularly a scammer, or someone who is otherwise untrustworthy

Don't tell me you sent Him to get the tickets-- He's a total schwee!

by jomama October 22, 2003

schwee

The boogies that accumulate in the corners of your eyes

After a night of heavy sleeping, Jorge had a considerable amount of schwee in the corner of his eyes.

by Noah McKinnon July 2, 2006

schweaty balls

The term for the ball utilized by Team Schweaty en route to their first JCC Championship.

Pass the schweaty ball.

by team schweaty July 9, 2003

schweenbag

Rubber, condom, prophylactic

My sister's boyfriend left 3 blooted-in schweenbags underneath the rug.

by Rotten Attorney May 24, 2006

Schweeds

Noun-shwa-ee-ds: The maximum level of awesomeness attainable by humans

Dude that guy just cured cancer while taming wild bears, he's a Schweeds

by DudeGuy247 September 14, 2011