toxic shock

blood poisoning that happens when you leave a tampon in for too long

(from tuckermax.com)
Jez “Well, one time, my sister was having problems with her vagina too. Things were feeling weird, and it was that time of the month, but she wasn’t bleeding much, and she went to the gynecologist. The Ob/Gyn pulled out her tampon, but she had already had one in, and then pulled ANOTHER one out. She was walking around with three in there!”
Tucker “How did she not get toxic shock? I know if I was a girl I would worry about that constantly. Whenever I have a girlfriend I worry about it for her. Toxic shock is scary.”

by chronic blunt March 27, 2006

Donny Shocker

To place the hand in a two pronged attack.
With two fingers each side (similar to the star trek hand manuvour)
Then insert the fingers into the vagina and anal hole at the same time!
If lubrication is not used it is known as the: dry donny shocker!
this can be a sneak approch or during sex?? ur preferance

granville shocked the barnsley girl in the bus stop!
welcoming her with a donny shocker

by LeeD88 November 15, 2006

shock jock

A radio disc jockey who pushes the limit of accepted social behavior in the form of stunts or actions to boost radio station popularity

A shock jock prack called parents to tell them their son was dead.

by AquaJim August 19, 2003

Shock Troops

A countries most elite fighting force. Usally fewer in number then the countries regular military.

During WWII the Germans refered to the Untied States Marines as Shock Troops.

by 1300 Regular July 28, 2008

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.

The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".

by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010

Shock vomit

when you become so scared that you instantly feel the need to vomit.

Dave dropped a butcher knife right next to where Carol's baby was sitting earlier today.. He told me he's been experiencing some crazy shock vomit ever since.

by RyCon February 21, 2011