One who has all knowledge of the word/terminology schlonge. And uses the word daily, and most likely likes to play with his/her schlonge daily as well.
"Kanye is so the schlonge master, because he likes playing with his schlonge daily inside other girls, and uses the word every day when he is talking to his grandmom."
by Master-J (Master Jiggle) September 22, 2005
Get the Schlonge Mastermug. When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.
Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!
by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019
Get the Schling schlongmug. When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.
Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-
by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021
Get the Thanos’ Schlongmug. Gunter: Hey Hans, you been getting much porno work?
Hans: Yar Gunter, I've been busy on some Schlong Form productions in Berlin.
Gunter: Nice!
Hans: Yar Gunter, I've been busy on some Schlong Form productions in Berlin.
Gunter: Nice!
by The Projects July 4, 2008
Get the Schlong Formmug. Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012
Get the schlong wormmug. Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.
Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.
Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?
by KenShasta September 22, 2016
Get the cheech and schlongmug. The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022
Get the schlong covidmug.