Schadenflorida

The attitude/enjoyment people get when they hear a Florida man story.

“lol OF COURSE that happened in Florida”
"Schadenflorida at its finest!"

by FloridaMan850 October 10, 2018

semi schadenfreude

1. a kind of joyous or victorious feeling that one experiences when some type of misfortune befalls a competitive friend or frenemey, which is immediately followed by guilt

Dude 1: Kurt's ex-grilfriends have started a band, and they make fun of him really bad in all of their songs. Guess what? They just got offered a major label record deal for a lot of money.

Dude 2: Wow. Well, I'm experiencing a kind of semi schadenfreude right now. Kurt is my pal, but he definitely had it coming.

by billmill May 15, 2010

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

dirty schae

The pool of saliva on your groin your girl leaves after performing a blowjob.

I'm always left with a massive dirty schae but the BJ's worth it

by MeggyDyuck April 18, 2020

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Schadenfreude

Insult. A way to put down others that disagree with your own personal incorrect thoughts and opinions.

Person 1: "Ben Weasel totally punched two women!"

Person 2: "No he didn't you schadenfreude!"

by Markust September 10, 2011

Schadenfreude

Asshole who doesn't care for ones true feelings.

Pat is a Schadenfreude.

by eNvisioNx March 17, 2009