samoen sundae

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.

Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.

Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

sabol

A person from a group who is extremely hot but stays single for eternity.

That girl is part of the Sabol’s.

by KW kale salad October 26, 2017

samo

a monstrous japanese creature who is a pussy.

"oww my knee hurts"

by josh September 29, 2003

samo

When you watch The Lord of the Rings and you ship Sam and Frodo. Once you do this, you can not unsee how oddly right this is. And how Sam is always so worried about Frodo. It's meant to be!

You are watching The Lord of the Rings with a friend, and Sam is with Frodo in a shot of the movie.

You: OMG!! Every time Sam and Frodo are together, it just brings samo back to life so much more.
Friend: Yes!!!! It's meant to be!!!!
You: Omg!!! They're so fucking cute with each other!!!
You and Friend: *squeals*

by hyintstudd shit February 25, 2017

Dirty Samoan

An interesting sex position where the man is standing straight up with there legs farther away then shoulder with and arms straight in the air like the 'Y' in the YMCA dance and is pounding the girl doggy style while yelling and moving his hands hang loose

" my quads really hurt after that surf I took and that dirty Samoan"

by dirty Sanchez, the big bambino April 24, 2014

samlia

When two partners of intense love and lust come in contact with one another and mix sexual fluids. Usually a good mixture of samlia requires being apart from your lover for a duration of time, or going without intercourse for a while. When intercourse takes place, the man's sperm (as well as the 'pre-cum') and female's lubricating juices flow together making one fluid. This fluid is the samlia.

Hey baby, will you sleep in the samlia tonight?

by bob September 15, 2003