Head Rug

If you don’t like the word wig just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

rug day

A day where it's more efficient to stay at home than to go anywhere. Whether you need to catch some z's, finish the homework due that day that you didn't do, or to simply lay down (like a rug) and reflect on life.

Friend: "hey! I didn't see you at school today, is everything okay?"
Person: "yeah I'm okay! I just needed a rug day."

rug tired rugday work

by Whelp. November 8, 2015

Lebowski Rug

Something that brings everything together. Can be defined as "A" Lebowski rug or "The" Lebowski Rug. This something may be an item, place, idea, setting or concept.

Person 1: "What if we move the desk to the corner?"

Person 2: "Now that's a Lebowski rug!"

Or

Person 1: "This job is a total Lebowski rug. I get 401k, paid time off, and weekends off"

by D4ni3lhinch February 4, 2019

Pull a rug

Cancel a date with very short notice and with a very poorly excuse

“I’ll have to pull a rug today, my dog has covid”

“He pulled a rug on me again and didn’t show up to our date”

by herbedgerber November 23, 2021

Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos

“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey

by lemonzestpizza April 2, 2022

rossland rug

In the world famous ski and mountain biking Mecca of Rossland, B.C., every truck in town has a tailgate mat ( usually a Dakine mat) , with mountain bikes hanging over the tailgate.

These "Rossland rugs" hang as a badge of honour, found on trucks in parking lots all over British Columbia, and wherever mountain bike culture exists.

That new trail must finally be ready for shredding, look at all the Rossland Rugs in the parking lot!

by Dez4prez October 20, 2017

Chewed rug

“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.

That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!

by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022