Jon Roberts

A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)

Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*

by Fascinated Spirit March 20, 2013

damon robert foster

Damon Robert Foster is a highly atractive man with a juicy ass. He can be found in his house playing roblox. Some notable features of Damon Robert Foster is his big ass, his luscious beard, blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. He spends most of his time playing roblox and/or minecraft and jacking off. Most of his social interactions are via Discord. He is the tallest man alive and is even taller than Joaquin even though hes like 8ft tall. His arch nemisis is Mohammed Sanogo. Being half white and black he is able to have powers that Mohammed doest. Having both the power of light and dark his arch nemisis Mohammed has no chance. Mohammed being injured recently to Joaquin's fire ass roast is still recovering in a place very far away known as North Carolina. The Damon Robert Foster continues

ass

Damn he got Damon Robert Foster tatted on his ass?!

by bruhbops July 23, 2020

charlotte roberts

a great makeup artist and the most beautiful human being in the world, she's known for the amazing makeup looks she post on her tiktok @charlottelooks

a: do you know charlotte roberts?
b: yeah, i've seen her looks, she's so talented!

by cherrieschar September 5, 2020

Gavin Robertson

Gavin Robertson is a guy who’s great at roblox and very sexy, and the girls say he fucks pretty good too.

“I let Gavin Robertson Fuck me so hard because he’s so good at roblox”

by niggerboi028 January 3, 2021

father Roberto

robbie’s full name, you call him father roberto when he is in you. MASSIVE COCK MOFO AND HAS TWO ASSHOLES. he stealin all your bitches, his the guy you don’t get mad at your gf leaving you for because his so handsome he turns you gay plus his skills in bed are limit less, if you are on your period call him mosses cause his splitting that red sea

wow father roberto it’s so big!

by sussyboi May 23, 2021

Sorbj reference

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by sorbj simp May 8, 2022

Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel)

That guy you can always get along with. Angel is caring, funny, intelligent, and damn courageous. Typically averaging from around over six to seven feet tall. He's typically the guy you instantly want to hang out with as soon as you meet him and he'll never let you down or leave you behind. He has great taste in films, music, and even games. Even if you don't typically like that genre you'll like the ones he picks out. He'll get you to do stuff you wouldn't usually do because he's an entertainment achiever. He loves making people have fun and he knows everyone needs a good scare once in a while to get a good laugh. Your most memorable moments of life will be with this guy. He will take some time to himself once in a while to clear his head and chill out from stress, work or even just so much fun he's had with you guys. Joel is full of energy but is really chill and laid back. Just don't cross the line with this guy, if you intimidate him he'll ignore you or put you in your place you but become violent with him or someone else and he'll fuck you up. He also has a skill of every kind whether it be cooking, hunting, musical instruments, C.Q.C., comedy, sex, pretty much anything.

"Dude, that guy's hilarious! Who is he?"
"Don't know but I bet he's a Joel..."

"Awe, thanks man... That boar almost got me. You're a real Angel, you know that."

"Jesus Christ! Amy's pretty happy but I've never seen her so cheerful."
"Yeah, I heard she slept with Joel last night."

"Hey, I'm Bigby."
"Sup, how are you? I'm Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel)."
"Oh, cool. I'm great, thanks for asking!"

by Bigby Wolf October 13, 2013