Reddit 

The thing you type at the end of a search query to get an actual result

Me: <specific problem>
Google: No results

Me: <specific problem> reddit
Google: Here's some random guy from 6 years ago who had the exact same problem, with a detailed solution

Reddit by PenguinBoi5910 July 10, 2022

Reddit 

The internet but a lot shittier. So the internet but on crack.

I just posted a garbage meme on Reddit.

Reddit by KyDoge808 YT July 12, 2022

Reddit 

A multi media app where you can find almost groups for anything these groups are called subreddits

Kinda can’t I’m watching videos on r/memes on Reddit

Reddit by Nonmrenderman July 18, 2022

Reddit 

A popular website full of porn, gore, and pedophiles who live with their mothers and are morbidly obese.

Hey, do you use Reddit?

I'm outside, of course not!

Reddit by lappo August 15, 2022

Reddit 

A brilliant website for finding information on and full of helpful people always willing to share their knowledge.

Person 1: "i need help with this"
Proffesional redditor: "dont fear stranger you are on reddit do this"
Person 1: "thank you"

Reddit by Suggy6708 August 31, 2022

Reddit 

A zoo of happy idiots and the occasional stay at home mom.

Reddit_user2638: Hahahahahahaha
Thedarkdepthsofthevoid: Hahahahhahahaha

Reddit by Amara name October 8, 2022

Reddit 

It is the thought police of the internet were people go to subscribe to group think. The sub-sections in Reddit expects you to understand the narrative of whatever sub it is, and if you ask the wrong question, or make the wrong comment, the thought police of that sub will soon let you know. This combined with the fact it is far left-leaning and full of teenagers who non-stop virtue signal, make it a very toxic place where no person with a free mind would dare dwell.

You can't post that question on Reddit, everyone else should know the answer to that because I assume they don't have a life and spend their time on Reddit all day just like me!

I tried to ask a simple and innocent question on Reddit but everyone downvoted me.

I made an original comment on Reddit and someone argued with me over it on the most obscure grounds!

Reddit by anonymous October 13, 2022