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Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
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hot range

In the hot range means your hot or more attractive than others. Exp. (Raelynn)
Ummm, your in the hot range...
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free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
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mountain range

A bunch of pimples lined up on someones face that looks like the Himalayas. When someone has a mountain range means they probably sweat a lot during activities or don't shower at all.
Dude people might brag about climbing Mount Everest but they'll never climb that mountain range on Dustin's face.
by dbl07 December 21, 2016
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torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.
Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.
by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017
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free range stranger

Did you guys see that free range stranger over by Walmart
by Porkchop Actual March 19, 2017
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limitless range

To have zero range when sticking your dick in an ass.
by Racardro Morgan April 8, 2017
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