Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

practical prank

practical prank

a practical prank
thus being not only a prank. but a practical one

a prank only pulled when the individual needs it to be sensible

for instance have you broken up with your girlfriend and want to get back together? well a practical prank shall be perfect for you! just fake your death and find an image like you from the internet and ur bae will come running back!

boy: hi I'm going to die

girl : is this a practical prank?
boy : maybe? do u like ;)
girl : yes love it let's get back together, you're so practical and good at pranks!!!

by 24/7lad January 20, 2015

Practice

The point of practice is not to try and outdo somebody else or to try and do/be better than someone else (or get the best of them). The point of practice is to improve over who you were yesterday, since nobody is close to perfect. That is why it's never enjoyable when an uber competitive person is around, they are always trying to get the better of somebody else, and they think that the world thinks like them.

Practice doesn't make perfect, there is no perfect. Perfect is something you try and get closer to, 100 percent of your potential.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

snorting practice

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.

That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.

by googalewski March 7, 2020

Brother hurt and can’t practice

Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.

My brother hurt and can’t practice

by Uollllll December 9, 2021

Sharp practices

dishonest behavior

Any sharp practices will affect the lawyer's credibility

by Redletters June 20, 2018

Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012