Skip to main content

gay man pompadour

The hairstyle that many hipsters (and often gay men) have that is short on the sides and tall or long in the middle.

Also known as the lesbian pompadour.
David Beckham, Zac Efron, or Bruno Mars all have gay man pompadours
by Amelia Jessica Pond February 14, 2014
mugGet the gay man pompadour mug.

pompous

Someone arrogant enough to start a war in as public a place as his own profile. Also known as a Pompous Ass, or PA, this individual feels he is the Master of Mind Games, but he has yet to meet the true Master...
Gus and Jen sitting in a tree...(need I say more????)
by The One True MMG August 20, 2004
mugGet the pompous mug.
Related Words

pompilio

A word that describes someone who crushes mad bitches. This person does not care if you have 4 legs or two, your still getting stuffed. Females refer to this person as an Animal, Gremlin or Vermin. Once a Pompilio always a Pompilio.
That kid banged my mom, definitely a pompilio.

You got my wife pregnant you fucking pompilio.
by Neva soft August 4, 2011
mugGet the pompilio mug.

pompass

He's strutting around campus like a complete pompass.
by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011
mugGet the pompass mug.

Pompous Policy

The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010
mugGet the Pompous Policy mug.

POMPOMPOMPOMPOM

coined by tarrus riley. when something good happens, you can use this term to express your gratification

when with a group of friends, this term is only applicable if everyone is in equal benefit from said 'good thing'
when in a rave and the dj drops a banger, POMPOMPOMPOMPOM (with gun fingers in the air)
by 10115658 December 16, 2010
mugGet the POMPOMPOMPOMPOM mug.

Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.
"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."
by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014
mugGet the Pompeii Pickle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email